I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My bed smells like the plague
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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