i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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