The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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