My friends, they love my intelligence
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I deserve this hangover.
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