So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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