i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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