She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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