the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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