her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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