i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I touched a dick in church today
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do plants get herpes?
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