oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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