So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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