Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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