When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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