all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
do herpes really smell.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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