how can u be prego again
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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