i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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