maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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