I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He shit in the fireplace
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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