I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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