Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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