talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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