Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
