She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to make out with him forever
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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