marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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