was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
40s are totally the cure
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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