wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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