Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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