its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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