I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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