just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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