Ambien. No doubt about it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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