Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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