Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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