im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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