this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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