Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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