Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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