But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
