honey bunches of taint.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Randomize