: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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