Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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