Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Randomize
