I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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