she looked like the before picture.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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