I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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