I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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