I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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