I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I cockslap morals
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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