if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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