he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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