Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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