So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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