You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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