Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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