that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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