i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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