why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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